Example

= Mike =

(Keeper of the Mustache)


Mike is a mythological figure that dates back to the year 2010 A.D. Though there are many variations on his story, the predominant understanding is that he once stole the mustache from Zeus. This is why Zeus is seen as unshaven. To get back at Mike, Zeus tricked him into teaching in a traditional school where odd mustaches were frowned upon. Athena was watching after Mike, however, and sent [someone who was a rival of Zeus], who arranged for Mike to be an "other" in Ira's Historical Development class. With the protection and wisdom of Ira, Mike was able to keep his mustache, which he grows back every year during the week before December break.

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